And then the battle’s not so bad? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Why not indeed! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.
A Taste of Freedom
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
- Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
- Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
- I love you, buddy!
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Take me to your leader! File not found.
Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
Shut up and take my money! I don’t want to be rescued. No, I’m Santa Claus! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
- We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
- Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
- Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
- If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Put Your Head on my Shoulder
Throw her in the brig. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?